Aliens Exist April 12, 2009Posted by astralwicks in Aliens, Bizarre, india, manifesto, Opinion, Politics, strange, Writing.
Tags: Indian Election 2009 promises, Is This True, Samajwadi Party Manifesto, SP manifesto 2009, strange but ture, Strange Election Promises
A long long time ago, tucked in the winter bed in Jamshedpur, I wondered – do Aliens exist? There of course was no answer. Parents, teachers, friends, elder siblings none had an answer. A few years later, now an adult, I thought probably gods were aliens. They ruled on earth and then slowly abandoned earth in their technologically advanced ‘pushpak vihanas’.
Yesterday I got the answer. Aliens do exist. And they are amongst us!! They reared their oh so common and innocent heads once again. Normally you would not be able to identify them. NO. They have 1 head, 2 eyes etc but…
They want to ban computers
Ban premium English schools
Ban agricultural equipment
Banning Mall culture
No share trading
Yes. This is the Samajwadi Party speaking to you. We want to build a new society ladies and gentlemen. Hark, hark – oh idiot Indians. Don’t mind the abuse for ‘IDIOT’ is in fact just the opposite. Just like our manifesto.
Please vote for me because I am going to take you back a few centuries back. Return to Nature is the key. We shall use bullock carts and increase acreage. We shall send our children to the most expensive english schools but your kids can go to hell.
We shall keep you poor, backward, helpless, illiterate, divided and year after year we shall come and ask for votes. Every year we shall create a new enemy – Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Brahmins, Thakurs, Educated, Urbanites, Biharis, Locals…
And you being the same miserable lot 5 years back will again fall for me – because I will at least help you survive – by throwing my largesse at you.
I will not let you be strong, independent, capable and efficient. You might dethrone me. I am the new Raja.
These are the people asking for our votes. Brazen anti-humanists who are impinging on our collective rights to live in an equal society.
At least now I know.